esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

(via miyukithecreeper)

unclenicky:

(via miyukithecreeper)

stabdaddydroog:

birdies-and-bees:

reaill:

veritykindle:

legodildo:

janeturenne:

humancastiel:

tonysboypussy:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

cries f roevrb

no no no no phil bby please no stop

I like this.
I like it a lot. 

(via bananakins)

ja-this-is-the-party:

annievonrott:

Well, I’m jusr gonna go quit Vriska forever.

Well I was was going to Cosplay Vriska. 

But um 

(via steampunkproctologist)

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(via riddlemethatass)

pityplease:

dick-flips:

you were made…. to wear lingerie

i’m not going to even try to apologize for this since i’ve already done it twice already 

This needs no apology. This is perfect.

Oh.

(via bro-venger)

Vampires?

Don’t believe in them.